"Things You Do NOT Want to Hear Your Doctor Say During a Vasectomy"
10. Are you cold?
9. I wish I could get this hand to stop shaking.
8. What's the worst pain you can imagine?
7. I'll feel a small prick - er, I mean YOU, you'll feel a small prick.
6. Your gender-reorientation surgery shouldn't take more than a few hours.
5. Your HMO only pays for the "banding" method.
4. That reminds me - I'm supposed to pick up some Vienna Sausages on the way home tonight.
3. Are you as furious as I am that "Brokeback Mountain" didn't win the Oscar?
2. Nurse, bring me my web-cam.
1. After sticking this needle in your scrotum, I will punch a hole in your scrotal wall, hook your vas deferens, cut them, put titanium caps on the ends, and push them back in. We'll be done in 10 minutes.
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After I picked myself up from the floor, I decided that #4 and #1 were my favorites. I understand that this will be your St. Pat's present to you!
DO BE SAFE!
Mom
11. The basketball tournament is here and I can't wait to get my hands on some balls.
What a shame to have your balls deflated during the tournament.
Blair
::shudder::
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